This inventor is a lying liar. Or a genius. But the odds are clearly not in his favor.
“I invented a perpetual motion machine, but yeah I suddenly can’t show it to anyone because I just found out that when light hits it, it doesn’t work.”
“I have a magical frog in my hand but you can’t see him cause he’s invisible.”
-Joey Gilmore, 5th grade
"My perpetual motion machine would work if it wasn't for outside forces screwing it up."
"Yeah, that's pretty much the problem with the whole concept. That and creating energy."