Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Kitten Eating Corn

Kitten Eating Corn

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This is so cute I need to go punch an old woman to feel like a man again.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

My New Submarine Goal

I finally have a good reason for becoming insanely wealthy. Follow the link.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Perpetual Liar


This inventor is a lying liar. Or a genius. But the odds are clearly not in his favor.

“I invented a perpetual motion machine, but yeah I suddenly can’t show it to anyone because I just found out that when light hits it, it doesn’t work.”

“I have a magical frog in my hand but you can’t see him cause he’s invisible.”
-Joey Gilmore, 5th grade

"My perpetual motion machine would work if it wasn't for outside forces screwing it up."

"Yeah, that's pretty much the problem with the whole concept. That and creating energy."