Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Keith Urban (the singer) is a bully

So Keith Urban, the country singer of whom I could not name a single song but for some reason I know is married to Nicole Kidman, is suing the owner of for using his name to try to promote the owner's oil paintings. That sounds like a great idea except the owner of the website is a man named Keith Urban. So apparently the country singer hasn't moved past the 8th grade thinking that just because you're slightly more popular/well known you matter more. What an enormous douche. I looked at the website owner's paintings and they're VERY good. I see more talent and hard work in one of those paintings than the tight pants wearing, alcohol binging, woman faced Keith Urban has shown in his entire career. Yet, the country singer is trying to steal an artist's website because more girls want to blow him. I'm obviously offended for all of nerd-kind, so maybe I'm taking it a bit far, but Jesus, what a cocky shit. I wonder if the singer would feel better if the artist's website was www.KeithUrbanThePainterWhoDoesn'

I'll end this post by calling the singer one more immature word, because I assume that's the only level of communication he can comprehend.

Keith Urban (singer) is a Dickcheese.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Holy Crazy Space People, Batman!

Apparently astronauts are not exempt from the human genome Hilius Bilius.

Are you serious?! I always assumed NASA had one of the most stringent weed-out-the-crazies tests. Maybe that's because they're entrusted with BILLIONS of dollars of equipment, not to mention many people's lives, careers, and life's works.

I also always wondered if anyone has ever had sex in the International Space Station. I now assume it's like the most exclusive frat party anyone could be invited to (minus attractive people), including such classic games as Spin the Astronaut, Naked Twister, Seven Minutes in Heavens (def. 5), and insert joke about Tang here.